‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
"I didn’t know that drugs and alcohol were such a big problem that they had to resort to neo-McCarthyism."
Dazed and Confused (1993), Richard Linklater.
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.