liliesofthegoddamnfield

"I’m sorry I’m busy I have an unpopular tumblr account to run"


"I’m just gonna bullshit it."
— my life motto for the past 20 years (via dutchster)



finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 


drag race untucked is essentially just passive aggressive sipping


savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye


jaimepreciadorable:

[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]



rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"


"I didn’t know that drugs and alcohol were such a big problem that they had to resort to neo-McCarthyism."

Dazed and Confused (1993), Richard Linklater.

missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit


iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.


Track Title: when you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you